1. A pair of handcuffs.
2. A ride in a police car. (Sorry, back seat
3. A video of yourself doing the balance and
An audiotape of your voice.
A breath and/or blood test to determine your
level. Please note: if you
take the breath/blood test, there's
suspension of 1 year of your
Think of all the $$$'s you'll
be saving by not
Minimum 2 nights stay at the Luxurious
One-piece Jail Uniform. (Everyone's
8. Morning appearance
with a judge.
9. Free PUBLICITY.